Quiet or papa spank.
That's good enough for me on this first TGIF of 2006. Sure, it's easy to decry all the comic fandom that wants to pro. That fact that the line between pro and fan is blurry and shifting is one of the most charming things in comics, to my mind. We share a language and a love, and it's fun to read this and immediately get it.
From the superlative Gødland by Joe Casey and Tom Scioli.